Monday, November 16, 2009

Not Me! Monday

Upon hearing that Kylie had been kissed(on her coat, lol) by two boys at school who apparently have a "crush" on her I did not consider calling her teacher the next morning to let her know Kylie would never be returning.

I do not bite my nails and even if I did I definitely would not bite off my fingernail and then use the small piece to get something out between my teeth because I was too lazy to get up and get a toothpick.

I did not put Emeric in his bed(which is enclosed) with a bunch of toys so I could make dinner in peace and then leave him in there while I checked email, facebook, etc... because he was happily playing!

When walking out the door one morning and spotting a dead mouse laying on the path I did not actually feel a bit sorry for it and wondered how it died! What the heck? I am terrified of mice!

I do not need to stop eating frozen pizza 3x a week because I am not going to slowly gain back those measly 5 lbs I lost running this summer!

I did not consider putting up my Christmas tree today BEFORE Thanksgiving!!

Visit to see what other people have not been doing!


Heather said...

great not me post! i'm especially liking the kiss comment. too funny! :)

anna said...

gross! that fingernail/toothpick comment was hilarious!!

ben and erin said...

awesome! i have SOOOOO not done the whole fingernail toothpick thing!

FEEDJIT Live Traffic Feed