My days are numbered...

At this point in the day I wish I were talking about the soap opera "Days of Our Lives" because at least I'd be getting paid.

3-The number of times Emeric stood on top of the table and touched the hot light bulbs(It takes him roughly .01 seconds from the time he leaves the floor until he's on top of the table.

4-Number of times Emeric went to his crib for "time out" which consists of sitting quietly in his crib for a minute or two and laughing when I come to get him.

20+- Number of times Emeric SHOULD HAVE went to his crib for "time out"

1- The number of chairs colored on with PERMANENT marker

2-The number of legs colored on with permanent marker

0- The number of times Emeric seemed to care that he'd done something he shouldn't do

The number of things I've lost track of:

The number of times Emeric stood at the kitchen gate crying:

The number of times the girls have screamed at Emeric for stealing their toys.

The number of times Emeric has pulled Kaydence's hair.

The number of times Emeric has climbed onto the counter, the back of the toilet bowl, or the sink.

The number of times Emeric antagonized his sisters.

The number of times Emeric told me "unt to" when he didn't want to do something.

2,348- The number of times random screaming and crying has been heard